Episode 9

The ninth episode. Bill and Bob tell random, made-up stories to start off Series 2.

Cast (in order of appearance): Bill, Bob, Rockblob Grumppants

Places: Bill and Bob's House, Field

Release Date: 10/12/07

Running Time: 1:23

Transcript
{Bill and Bob are sitting on the couch in their house}

Bob: Okay, doofus. What are we gonna do today?

Bill: Um, uh...I know! Let's tell made up stories or something! Okay, here we go...

{A white fade cuts to a night-time field, where Bill is tied to a rocket as Bob and Rockblob Grumppants look on}

Bill: {narrating} I remember this one time, when I was strapped to a rocket, and this {pauses} red-and-white-star guy thingy, kept shouting stuff at me like-

Rockblob Grumppants: {quickly} Hey, come on, dude, come on, go, go, go!

Bill: {continues} -and you were like-

Bob: {excitedly} Come on, doofus dude, yeah!

Bill: -and you were wearing a top hat {a top hat appears on Bob with a "ping"} and such and such and like that, {pauses} yay!

{A white fade cuts back to the living room}

Bob: That never happened.

Bill: {objectively} Well, it's a made up story!

Bob: Well, I remember this one time...

{A white fade cuts to the living room}

Bob: {narrating}...where you were really annoying {pauses} and suddenly sprouted a tentacle. {Bill sprouts a tentacle}

{A white fade cuts back to the living room, with Bill having no tentacle.}

Bill: {protesting} That never happened!

Bob: Quiet, ya doofus! Who's telling this story, here?

Bill: Oh, right. Sorry!

Bob: So, anyways...there I was, when I suddenly {stops abruptly} Ah, nevermind. This story's not gonna go anywhere anyways.

Bill: Well, {pauses} at least I still have that tentacle!

{Bill sprouts the tentacle, and a creepy music can be heard briefly.}

Bob: Oh my goodness, that's so creepy. {shouting} Put it away!

{Bill's tentacle retracts}

Bill: Spoilsport.

{The ending theme plays, and the words "THE END" appear on screen.}